NarcissisMe
Leverage the tools of narcissism to get to where you want to be in business and in life.
A comprehensive success program that spearheads your personality into the future, by teaching you how to:
Let go of toxic preconceptions you have about narcissistic traits
Integrate those tools into your personality so their use is automated
Release the false gods of empathy and guilt
Approach your new personality step by step.
Ego rex
Visibility is a skill
Surface-level is sometimes all the depth you need
Ego dei
Narcissism can be nurturing.
Learn what they don't teach you at school and release Judeo-Christian hangups to reach a new level.
Nulla ego nulla gloria
Affordable through monthly instalments.
The power you gain in business, visibility, and interpersonal influence will return your investment a thousandfold.
A program tailored to your needs
Our users learn to deploy charm consciously, coherently, and effectively through:
guided meditations
emotional calibration exercises
strategic self-interest training
virtual insensibilización retreats
ionised charcoal supplementation
and so much more
Feel the self
Affordable through monthly instalments
The power you gain in business, visibility, and interpersonal influence will return your investment a thousandfold.
ego unum
Power is more money than money
Let social capital become your real capital.
Free Meditation
Test-drive our tools with an excerpt from one of our Unfettered Growth package meditations
Unfettered growth package
$699
People don’t want honesty. They want reassurance. Learn to give your audience what it needs, because authenticity is inconsistent and coherence scales.
man-up package
$899
Men are diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder 75% more than women. This program, specifically targeted at all the ambitious girlies out there, will help you man up and get what's yours.
Carlotta Pines
Meet our founder
Carlotta Pines is the founder of NarcissisME, a self-optimization platform exploring narcissistic behavioral patterns as tools for personal and professional advancement. Based in Los Angeles, her work examines charm, self-interest, ambition, and relational power under late-stage capitalism. Following her own diagnosis with narcissistic personality disorder, Pines began developing methodologies aimed at redirecting narcissistic impulses through discipline, strategic empathy, and self-control. Her controversial “narcissist pride” framework argues that stigma surrounding narcissism obscures traits that, when consciously managed, can become formidable social assets.
FOUNDER INTERVIEW
En excerpt from Carlotta's interview with ex-Inc journalist and host of the award-winning SuccessfulStrive podcast Matt Pines:
3k people aren't wrong
Over 3k satisfied programme gratuates.
2x your pay
On average, our graduates see a 185% increase in their salaries within 2 years of program completion.
98% satisfaction
We will not stop until your life is better. Because you are better.
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